Kuchma takes the waters (or is that a powder?)
What infamous ex-President of Ukraine, whose initials are L.K., is hiding out - er -vacationing in a luxurious villa in the spa town of Karlovy Vary in the Czech Republic, with a woman who, according to papparazzi, does not resemble his wife?
And could his absence from Ukraine have anything to do with a pending murder investigation? He is said to be taking the waters and his "treatment" may last 3 or 4 weeks, or as long as his doctors tell him it is necessary. We wish him a speedy recovery so he may speedily rejoin the business at hand in his beloved Ukraine.