'Twas the Night Before Fitzmas
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Birdblog: The Night Before Fitzmas
The Night Before Fitzmas
THE NIGHT BEFORE FITZMAS
(with apologies to Clement Clark Moore):
Twas the night before Fitzmas, in the Senate and House
all the Democrats were stirring; Teddy Kennedy was soused
The indictments were hung around Howard Dean`s lair
in the hopes to get Rove in a defendent`s chair
and with Dick in his turban and Byrd in his sheet
Harry Reid fairly drooled over Dr. Frist`s seat.
Then from high on the Hill there arose such a blather
all the Democrats thought that it must be Dan Rather.