Ultima Thule

In ancient times the northernmost region of the habitable world - hence, any distant, unknown or mysterious land.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

'Twas the Night Before Fitzmas

By Aussiegirl

Ultima Thule's Poet Laureate is now officially Tim Birdnow of Birdblog. Check out this seasonal gem:

Birdblog: The Night Before Fitzmas

The Night Before Fitzmas


(with apologies to Clement Clark Moore):

Twas the night before Fitzmas, in the Senate and House
all the Democrats were stirring; Teddy Kennedy was soused

The indictments were hung around Howard Dean`s lair
in the hopes to get Rove in a defendent`s chair

and with Dick in his turban and Byrd in his sheet
Harry Reid fairly drooled over Dr. Frist`s seat.

Then from high on the Hill there arose such a blather
all the Democrats thought that it must be Dan Rather.


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