It's not easy being orange

By Aussiegirl

Can we talk? About John Kerry's looks? What's with the orange skin all of a sudden? I was so suprised -- and delighted -- to see this the other day -- obviously he is deep into preparations for the debates -- which looks like it included a stop at a Hollywood style spray-on tan -- I wonder if you get to choose your shade -- everything ranging from Autumn Glow to Tahitian Sunset to Mocha-Latte Frappucino. Kerry's looks like it's a cross between Pumpkin Madness and Persimmon Sheen. This SHOULD be interesting now. If nothing else, Kerry as Commander in Chief can be counted on to surprise his allies and enemies with unexpected hues to add to that element of mystery and elan. Perhaps he will wear earth tones to complement his skin color. Now there's something Gore didn't think of. I bet he's kicking himself now.