Ultima Thule

In ancient times the northernmost region of the habitable world - hence, any distant, unknown or mysterious land.

Saturday, September 25, 2004

Blonde Guy joke

Ultima Thule, in its never-ending quest to find little tidbits to amuse and enlighten offers the following joke, proving scientifically once and for all, that it is the color of hair and NOT the sex which is the determining factor in such sad cases.

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned Beef and Cabbage! If I get Corned Beef and Cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a Bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw Corned Beef and Cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the Bologna, and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of Corned Beef and Cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him Tacos or Enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."


At 4:03 PM, Blogger BonnieBlueFlag said...

How can you tell when a FAX was sent by a blonde?

There is a stamp on it.

Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out the Ws.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

At 6:45 PM, Blogger Pindar said...

A funny and refreshing change from the usual blonde jokes!

At 7:05 PM, Blogger Jason Mulgrew said...


jason mulgrew
internet quasi-celebrity

At 7:50 AM, Blogger JRob said...

That was great, now if that is the first blonde guy joke then this must have been the second:
A blonde cop pulls a blonde girl over and asks for her license. She tells him that she isn't sure what it looks like so he describes it to her, "It's a rectangular thingy that has your picture on it>", he says.

She rummages through her purse until shefinds a small make-up mirror and hands it to the cop and asks, "Is this it?"

The cop takes the mirror and looks at it. Then looks back at her then back to the mirror and says, "Well, why didn't you tell me you were a police officerto begin with?"

At 2:02 PM, Blogger BonnieBlueFlag said...

The Blonde Cop was a good one!

How do you amuse a Blonde for hours?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning?

Tell them a joke on Friday night!

At 12:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol i love blonde jokes but i never see 'em about blonde guys...i guess it works....


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