Ultima Thule

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Thursday, October 28, 2004

Who will jubilate?

By Aussiegirl

A partial list for those of you who are still undecided. Think about it. A person is known by the company he keeps.

Who will jubilate if Kerry wins?

Kim Il Jong
Fidel Castro
United Nations (excepting our allies)
Osama Bin Laden
Saddam Hussein
Yassir Arafat (assuming he's still alive)
Jacques Chirac
Kofi Annan
Hans Blix
Mohammed al Baradei
Jesse Jackson
Al Sharpton
Alec Baldwin
Barbara Streisand
Liberal Hollywood
CBS and Dan Rather, et al.
NBC and Katy Couric and Matt Lauer
ABC and Peter Jennings and Charlie Gibson
PBS and Bill Moyers
The New York Times
Ted Kennedy
Hillary Clinton
Madeleine Albright
Jimmy Carter
Bill Clinton
James Carville
Terry McAuliffe
Henry Waxman

Feel free to add your own favorites

3 Comments:

At 2:00 PM, Blogger Pindar said...

In reading this catalog of "exemplary" human beings, I was put in mind of an old song that, with slightly changed lyrics, goes as follows: "Rachel, Rachel, I've been thinking, What a safer, more secure world this would be, If the members of this list were all transported, Far across the Northern Sea."

 
At 2:40 PM, Blogger BonnieBlueFlag said...

Rachel, Rachel please take Howard Stern, Al Franken, Michael Moore, George Soros, Bruce Springsteen and Linda Ronstadt all along with you.

 
At 7:07 PM, Blogger Aussiegirl said...

BonnieB. -- how could I have forgotten those illustrious members of the 100 least wanted list? I think my mind just fogged over at the need to think of so many morons. Thanks!!

 

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