Ultima Thule

In ancient times the northernmost region of the habitable world - hence, any distant, unknown or mysterious land.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

FOX NEWS ALERT!! Jet lands safely after circling for hours on the Fox screen!

By Aussiegirl

Pheww -- I am so relieved. The jet finally landed. I can't tell you how breathless I was hanging on the coverage for the last few hours as we watched that jet circle endlessly on the Fox news screen. Well, that solved Fox's and all the other cable TV news shows problems of what to show on live TV tonight - makes a break from the 24/7 hurricane coverage. Now if they would only cover Able Danger we might actually have news shows worth tuning in to. Watching this jet circle for hours as it burned off fuel was even less newsworthy than the usual LA car chase. What pathetic pap masquerading as news! I think the only thing that Fox et al. are praying for is the perfect storm - a CAT 6 hurricane that hits Aruba and kills Joren Van der Sloot and those stupid Kalpoe brothers. That would be the journalistic coup of the century. Then Greta could join the great spaceship in the sky with L. Ron Hubbard and we could all go home.

Who needs Pravda when you have tragedy TV on 24/7 -- the modern day equivalent of bread and circuses!


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